Name: Jerimi Galligory
Favorite Color? black and white
Favorite Books? the Bible
The Lord of the Rings (the ultimate fantasy epic of all time. if you have not read it then gtfo NOW and read it.
You’re back? If you have read it – which you have – then continue.)
the Inheritance Cycle
the Chronicles of Narnia
the Space Trilogy
the Iliad and the Odyssey
the Picture of Dorian Gray
the Curious Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
the Great Gatsby
the Secret Garden
the Wheel of Time
Around the World in Eighty Days
the Way of All Flesh
the White Lion Chronicles (that’s the last book’s cover. make sure you read it from the beginning!)
the Hunger Games
Favorite Movies? The Lord of the Rings (as with the book…simple awesome. go watch it now. but first, go read the books. yes, the movies are awesome, but the books are better. Watching the Hobbit films is not required. I once here had a long rant about how disgusting the Hobbit films were, but PJ has done the job for me.)
Pirates of the Caribbean
National Treasure 1 & 2
Bridge to Terebithia
Despicable Me 1 & 2 (the minions!!!)
Indiana Jones movies
Spider-man (the one with Toby McGuire, all of the Andrew Garfield ones ought to be terminated with EXTREME prejudice)
Batman Begins and the Dark Knight (the Joker! Why so serious? Let’s put a smile on that face… hahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! the Dark Knight Rises just didn’t live up to my expectations)
The Passion of the Christ
Favorite TV Shows?
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
How about short stories? Conan the Barbarian
Call of Cthulhu (and anything else H.P. Lovecraft)
Sherlock Holmes by Arthur Conan Doyle
the Fall of the House of Usher by Edgar Allan Poe
the Murders in the Rue Morgue by Edgar Allan Poe
Young Goodman Brown by Nathaniel Hawthorne
the Black Cat by Edgar Allan Poe
the Legend of Sleepy Hollow by Washington Irving
The Most Dangerous Game by Richard Connell
Hunters in the Snow by Tobias Wolff
The Destructors by Graham Greene
Welding With Children by Tim Gautreaux
A Worn Path by Eudora Welty
Once Upon a Time by Nadine Gordimer
Paul’s Case by Willa Cather
The Lottery by Shirley Jackson
The Rocking-Horse Winner by D. H. Lawrence
The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas by Ursula K. Le Guin
A Very Old Man With Enormous Wings by Gabriel Garcia Marquez
The Drunkard by Frank O’Connor
The Guest by Albert Camus
A Jury of Her Peers by Susan Glaspell
The Cask of Amontillado by Edgar Allan Poe
Invictus by William Ernest Henley
Hasty Pudding by Joel Barlow
When the Frost is on the Punkin by James Whitcomb Riley
Thanatopsis by William Cullen Bryant
Dulce et Decorum Est by Wilfred Owen
The Eagle by Lord Tennyson
The Road Goes Ever On And On by J. R. R. Tolkien
Ballad of Birmingham by Dudley Randall
Suicide’s Note by Langston Hughes
Terence, this is stupid stuff by A. E. Housman
The Man He Killed by Thomas Hardy
A Study of Reading Habits by Philip Larkin
Harlem by Langston Hughes
The Road Not Taken by Robert Frost
The Mewlips by J. R. R. Tolkien
Fire and Ice by Robert Frost
Because I Could Not Stop For Death by Emily Dickinson
Ozymandias by Percy Bysshe Shelley
The Unknown Citizen by W. H. Auden
Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening by Robert Frost
The Tiger by William Blake
We Real Cool by Gwendolyn Brooks
Nothing Gold Can Stay by Robert Frost
Africa by Maya Angelou
Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night by Dylan Thomas
Death, be not proud by John Donne
Gunga Din by Rudyard Kipling
We Wear the Mask by Paul Lawrence Dunbar
Sadie and Maud by Gwendolyn Brooks
Resume by Dorothy Parker
Richard Cory by Edwin Arlington Robinson
I Wandered Lonely as a Cloud by William Wordsworth
A Man Said To The Universe by Stephen Crane
I Saw A Man Pursuing The Horizon by Stephen Crane
The Old Swimmin’-Hole by James Whitcomb Riley
The Kraken by Lord Alfred Tennyson
If by Rudyard Kipling
Though I am young, and cannot tell by Ben Jonson
Favorite Musical Artists? Enya, Switchfoot, Needtobreathe, Nightwish, Iron Maiden, Of Monsters And Men, Adele, Dragonforce, Dimmu Borgir, Two Steps From Hell, audiomachine, Adrian von Ziegler
Favorite Songs? all favorite songs found here: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLdzi3qQpf6hVr6mZ7fe0LvkDsIjYYtVfp
Favorite Sports? i don’t play much sports, but here are the ones I like to watch: football, soccer, figure skating, skiing, snowboarding, basketball
Favorite Games/Video Games? but I’ve got so much! here goes anyway: Stick Empires, Minecraft, the Elder Scrolls, Dragon Age, Castle Story, Warcraft, Starcraft, Baldur’s Gate, Planescape: Torment, Icewind Dale, Neverwinter Nights and a ton more that I don’t have the time to name here…
What time in your life do you wish you could go back to? Back when I actually had a life.
What do you want more than anything? …why do you need to know that?
What is your most prized possession(s)? Gun, sword, and dog.
What’s your favorite pizza topping? I like dessert.
Do you have a pet? A dog who seems be a angel with devil horns. I love her.
What breed? Cavalier King Charles Spaniel.
Have you ever kissed a girl? Uhhh, does my dog count?
Say a number from one to one hundred: What kind of asinine question is that?
What annoyed you today? Nearly everything.
Your weakness? Idiot. I never reveal my weaknesses.
Met anyone famous? Nope.
First job? A crappy one.
What were you doing before filling this out? Teh interwebz, d00d.
Bad habits? Sleeping too latezzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
If you were someone else, would you be friends with you? What? The sucker typing this? Hell to the nth degree of no.
Do looks matter? Depends, my friend, upon the eye of the beholder.
How do you release anger? ‘…’
Where is home for you? There is none.
Do you visit the Urban Dictionary? Yes.
If there was a message you could send to the entire world, what would it be? This.
What’s you favorite toy? LEGOs
Are you a good sport? Yes. Outwardly, at least.
What’s your favorite thing to say to people in general? Nothing. I don’t like talking.
What do you most like to hate? People in general.
Republican or Democrat? Rude Republicans, Dummy Democrats. Neither.
Conservative or Liberal? Crass Conservatives, Lax Liberals. Neither.
Do you believe in love? I’ll believe when I see it.
Can there be such a thing as world peace? No.
Why not? Because humanity is stupid.
What message would you send to alien species? Stay away from humanity at all costs. We are assholes.
Describe your love life: I don’t have one.
Do you believe there is a perfect girl waiting out there for you? Oh sure. In my dreams.
Have you committed a felon? Yes.
Do you forgive and forget? Not until they are hanged.
What’s your current state of mind? Depression and anxiety.
What’s your constant state of mind? Depression and anxiety.
What do you do on your spare time? draw, play games, watch other people play games, read, draw, read, draw, play with doggies, read, draw, read, draw, dream, think, imagine, sleep, play games, perform top-secret missions, assassinate people, surf the web, run away from other assassins, dream about world domination, drink tons of coffee, eat tons of cookies, sleep and do it all over again
Who are your best friends? Jesus Christ, my doggies
If you were to be anywhere right now, where would you be? EVERYWHERE
“Keep calm and carry on.”
– the British government during WWII(and most of it’s many variations)
“If I find in myself desires which nothing in this world can satisfy, the only logical explanation is that I was made for another world.”
– C. S. Lewis
“Here’s to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They’re not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can’t do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.”
– Apple Inc.
I know. It’s all wrong. By rights we shouldn’t even be here. But we are. It’s like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were. And sometimes you didn’t want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it’s only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn’t. They kept going. Because they were holding on to something. What are we holding on to, Sam? That there’s some good in this world, Mr. Frodo… and it’s worth fighting for.
– Samwise Gamgee, J. R. R. Tolkien
“Some wish to live within the sound of Church or Chapel bell; I want to run a rescue shop within a yard of hell.”
– C. T. Studd
“Be a fruit loop in a bowl full of cheerios!”
“Imagination is more important than knowledge. For knowledge is limited to all we now know and understand, while imagination embraces the entire world, and all there ever will be to know and understand.”
– Albert Einstein
“All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”
– J. R. R. Tolkien
“I am an excitable person who only understands life lyrically, musically, in whom feelings are much stronger as reason. I am so thirsty for the marvelous that only the marvelous has power over me. Anything I can not transform into something marvelous, I let go. Reality doesn’t impress me. I only believe in intoxication, in ecstasy, and when ordinary life shackles me, I escape, one way or another. No more walls.”
– Anaïs Nin
“Duty is heavier than a mountain, death lighter than a feather.”
– Robert Jordan, The Wheel of Time
“There is a place called Heaven where the good here unfinished is completed; and where the stories unwritten, and the hopes unfulfilled, are continued.”
– J.R.R. Tolkien
“I now realize that space and time exist only to be a huge pain in my ass.”
“Really, I’m a good fella and I just want to understand you, but you really seem like an incomprehensible imbecile.”
“Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend.”
– Groucho Marx
“I prayed to you in the morning. You did not answer me. I prayed to you in the evening. You did not answer me. For many years I prayed to you. You never answered. Then one day, unexpectedly, I heard your voice. You said: In my silence I spoke to you.”
“Fantasy is my reality.”
“Music continues to tell a story where words end.”
– Adrian von Ziegler
“Our only hope is not a good answer but ‘good news,’ the gospel. The great theologian Karl Barth was asked in his old age what was the most profound idea he had ever had, in his many years of theologizing. He instantly replied, ‘Jesus loves me.'”
– Peter Kreeft and Ronald K. Tacelli
“I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best.”
― Marilyn Monroe
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein
“A room without books is like a body without a soul.”
― Marcus Tullius Cicero
“So many books, so little time.”
― Frank Zappa
“I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.”
― Oscar Wilde
“Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that.”
― Martin Luther King Jr.
“Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.”
― Phyllis Diller
“The planet is fine. The people are fucked.”
― George Carlin
“I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
― Mark Twain
“Love is blind, deaf, dumb and stupid. If I ever find that little turd I’m gonna kill cupid once and for all.”
“One loves one’s fellow man so much more when one is bent on killing him.”
– Captain Julian Henry Francis Grenfell
“War is the remedy that our enemies have chosen, and I say let us give them all they want.”
– William Tecumseh Sherman