Golems

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MUSIC CREDITS
“Evening Breeze” by Adrian von Ziegler
“New Frontier” by Matias Puumala
“Death Dance” by Adrian von Ziegler
“Freedom Fighters” by Two Steps From Hell

A Study In Spaniels – Devilish Doggie

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MUSIC CREDITS
“Once There Was A Hushpuppy” from Beasts of the Southern Wilds
“Colors of the Wind” from Pocahontas (My manliness is unparalleled, so stop looking at me like that.)
“I Swear – Underwear” by the Minions from Despicable Me 2
“Back Home” by Andy Grammer
“Bring Me To Life” by Evanescence
“Angels Fall First” by Nightwish

Ogres

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Look at the size of his hands. Now look at the size of his codpiece. Seeing a connexion?

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I might have posted this one before, but it is still sitting in my ‘unposted’ section of Google Drive, so here it is just to be sure.

MUSIC CREDITS
“Numb” by Linkin Park
“The Poet and the Pendulum” by Nightwish
“Prison of the Soul” by Adrian von  Ziegler
“Even in the Shadows” by Enya
“Whores of Babylon” by Gary Schyman

A Study in Spaniels – Queen

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This will probably be the first in a series of anthropomorphic depictions of my dog.

Also, I must say a sad goodbye to one of my favorite TV shows, Downton Abbey. I would go on to talk about the many moments I have spent with it, but I don’t have the time. I think I almost shed a tear, but didn’t, because must be manly for Khorne. Although I will say to the people who tried to get my money at the end, I HATE Antiques Roadshow. And there is no way Mrs. Patmore is getting married or falling in love or any such stupidity. No way in the Warp.

And, what kind of ‘effin country do I live in? Last I checked, presidential candidates did not boast about the size of their genitals in public, even in a roundabout way. This is proof that the apocalypse is nigh.

Arnold Schwarzenegger has endorsed John Kasich. I never thought that Kasich would be a very good president, but if the Governator is endorsing him, maybe we all should get behind him.

Kasich 2016.

MUSIC CREDITS
“Mad World” by Gary Jules
“Protectors of the Earth” by Two Steps from Hell
“Heart of Courage” by Two Steps from Hell
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